Finally, the Dead & Undead Have a Place to Shop

Costco just began test marketing coffins. I say it's about time! This has been a hugely profitable business where scummy funeral parlors notoriously take advantage of grieving families by "upselling" them to tha latest models/ You know, the ones with sunroof, worm-proofing, mini-bar. And the last place you want to seem cheap is when burrying a loved one. ....but let's face it, they won't know the difference. I say skip the coffin, save the $800 and get youself a hooker. You'll still have enough left over for a shovel, a large rock and chisel, and a trip to the woods.




MSNBC - Costco begins test marketing caskets