Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Will French Hostages Die for Fashion?

Two French journalists have been taken hostage in Iraq in by extremists who want the French to allow Muslim women to wear head scarves in their passport photos. Personally, I agree with Ali G's response to the whole matter when he heard about the controversy, "Taint it cuz they'z bitches be ugly?" Well said, Ali !

Actually, France is right in insisting on this law. Since a little eye-slit is not enough to go on to manage their burgeoning terrorist population. Although France was voted "Most Likely to Buckle to Terrorist Demands" in its high school yearbook, I think their natural xenophobia should prevent them from surrendering - if only this once.

As for the terrorists, is this a sign of things to come? Is this just a publicity stunt to promote their new fall line of "terrorwear"? I bet there's a heavily armed and hooded marketing genius out there somewhere...


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