Pretty Girls Don't Tsunami

Joining the ranks of other beautiful women who don't have to wait for cabs, carry their own baggage or meet people who aren't "really nice", supermodel Petra Nemcova just survived the Asian Tsunami that swept away over 25,000 others including her own boyfriend. Luckily, after the death and destruction was all over, Petra met a really nice rescue worker with "great pecks" whom she'll be dating until she realizes he can't get her into Nobu.

Shortly after the heart-wrenching incident, Petra was re-united with her considerably uglier, secretly jealous friends for a night of disco dancing to help get over the horror and tragedy.

Stepping over hundreds of bodies on their way to the club, Blanka Bouvier, also a model and friend of Petra, noted, "If they want people to have a good time, they should really clean this place up."

After a night of clubbing, the girls, annoyed that the local pizza place was closed, threw a tantrum, scored some coke and had meaningles sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, who also miraculously survived the disaster.

by faktorial.com

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