Nigeria Pledges Aid to Katrina Victims

In the wake of the killer storm that hit New Orleans and neighboring regions, Nigeria, Congo, Mozambique and other African nations pledged aid to the grief stricken victims. Mbala Kundu, Ambassador from Ethiopia said, "We were outraged by the pain and suffering we saw on television. It is unconscionable." The press conference was temporarily interrupted by the moaning stomachs of several hungry African reporters, who were promptly removed from the room and slaughtered.