COMMENTARY: Cheney Makes Britney Look Sane

Watching Dick Cheney on his Magical Mystery Tour, I can't help but think he's been snorting his heart medication through a tightly rolled Halliburton stock certificate! Lets' recap - this week Dick's celebrated the withdrawal of British troops from Iraq, while sending 21,000 of our tired troops and crossing guards to slaughter. (The Democrats are going to pounce on this one! Just you wait! Wait...wait...) Dick's also thanked Japan and Australia for their support of the Iraq war. If I recall correctly, Australia donated one gimpy, bomb-sniffing cat. The lone Japanese troop ate that cat sashimi-style while guarding his armored Sony PS3.

Finally, Dick was with Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan. Look at this picture. Until now, you could only get this kind of chemistry in a Liza Minelli marriage. Now, I understand why Britney is shaving her head and we're all riveted like we've seen Messiah or a JetBlue plane take off. It's all too much to take. In a world where logic and reason no longer prevail, it's time that we all run off and marry a Howard K. Stern or Charles D. Manson and live in a reality that is far less harsh. In a battle between war and implants, I say, "Bring me Anna Nicole in a sexy dress - worms and all!"

By Faktorial.com - where we would never do anything untoward with a corpse. Really.

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Thanking Japan? Why?

NYTimes - Cheney & Musharraf