Castro Recovering From a Mild Case of Death

HAVANA, CUBA - Cuba's Foreign Minister Felipe Perez confirmed today that Fidel Castro is headed for a full recovery. He explained that "El Presidente has been following his doctor's advice of resting in formaldehyde and avoiding strenuous hobbies such as moving or breathing."

To maintain order, Cuba's Channel Uno, which also simulcasts on Channel Dos and Channel Tres, has been airing footage of the ailing dictator bungee jumping, smoldering on hot coals, and making love to Screech from Saved by the Bell. When a worm crawled out of El Presidente's eye socket during "the money shot", many began to suspect the film was doctored.

To quell further suspicion, Mr. Castro is going on a live tour. 'The Original Cadavers of Comedy' with James Brown and Anna Nicole Smith kicks off in Fresh Kills, NY on Saturday March 17.

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