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Vinny "The Toe" Cortelli to Host 3rd Annual Golden Guido Awards
4 of 7 Reality Show Contestants Have Eaten Some Sort of Testicle; 2 of 7 'Kinda Liked It'
FEATURE: Severe Shortage of Mexicans Cripples New York Economy; Bloomberg Declares State of Emergency
KKK Warns: White People Must 'Start Banging'

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Cheney Develops Taste for Blood, Hunts Down Dissenters
Corrupt African Tyrants Honor Bono, Geldof
Another Disaster? America Says, "F--- 'em!"
Head of White People Admits to Staging Hurricane
Howard Dean Goes Nuts - Declares War On White People
COMMENTARY: Mullahs Give Me Gas!
Kerry Concedes; Bush Promises "Four More Wars"
'Damn, It's Like They're trying to Kill Us and Stuff' Rebel US Soldiers Claim
Army Readies First Downs Syndrome Battalion as Non-Retarded Recruitment Slows
Dan Rather Beheaded By Pro-Bush Militants
Can Your Souvenirs Take Down a Plane?
Ugly, Smelly, Beatnik Protesters Hand Bush Certain Victory
Iraqi Radio: On Path Towards "Lesbian Dial-A-Date" by 2045 A.D.
Will French Hostages Die for Fashion?
Kerry Drives Bus Into Crowd of WWII Veterans, Killing 40
Who Will Protect New Jersey Now?
NJ Governor: Bribe-Taker AND Bone-Smuggler!!?!? (Daily News)
NJ Governor Feels the Sting of the "Little Brown Ring"
My Clone's a Real Prick!
"Where My Money At, Arafat?"
I Want to Have Michael Moore's Pudgy Baby!
Norman Mailer: Still Alive!!! (and commenting on Fahrenheit 9/11)
Is a visionless Democrat better than an apocalyptic Republican?
FEATURE: My Firsst Forrengn Polycee by Georg UU. Bush
FEATURE: My War Against Baguettes, Burkas and "The Bachelor"
FEATURE: Saving the World One Snack at a Time
SOMETHING SERIOUS: Collage (My 9/11 Tribute)
FEATURE: State of the Union Address: Translated!

{entertainment}

Johnny Carson Excavated, Back on Life Support; Hospitals Fill Up With Vegetables
Vinny "The Toe" Cortelli to Host 3rd Annual Golden Guido Awards
87 Year Old Showgirl Spends Entire Show Trying to Get Up
'Cheers' Star Shelley Long Attempts Suicide; Kirstie Alley Eats Ted Danson
Eminem Granted Permission to Use the 'N-Word'; Rapper Layoffs Expected
4 of 7 Reality Show Contestants Have Eaten Some Sort of Testicle; 2 of 7 'Kinda Liked It'
US Basketball Team Surrenders Bling; Blames Ho's,Usher
Springsteen Waxes Poetic; Billy Joel Crashes Mercedes into Writer's Block
Am I actually starting to feel bad for Tyson?

Bounty paper Towels Down to One Sheet Per Roll
Crack Whores Running Late for International Conference; Pimps Demand Equal Rights
KKK Warns: White People Must 'Start Banging'
Pretty Girls Don't Tsunami
Black Man Visits Australia; Nation in Turmoil
Commentary: Morons Select a Mormon
FEATURE: Severe Shortage of Mexicans Cripples New York Economy; Bloomberg Declares State of Emergency
Finally, the Dead & Undead Have a Place to Shop
SOMETHING SERIOUS: Dancer On Air (poem)

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