tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40060219921575029582008-05-12T05:07:35.901-05:00Faktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-24657765603520669522008-05-12T01:35:00.006-05:002008-05-12T05:07:35.946-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/mail-order-bride-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 304px;" src="http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/mail-order-bride-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(<a href="http://download.podango.com/mediatracker/1/75077/Best_of_Volume_1_-_FINAL.mp3">mp3 download link</a>)<br /></div><br />You demanded it, so here it is - our first collection of fan favorites, including a brand new classic:<br /><ol><li>What if Microsoft built your house...</li><li>Lamont explains why some Mexicans aren't getting the dishes done</li><li>Dinner with the Presidential candidates</li><li>How to maintain a mail order bride<br /></li><li>What to do if you're filthy rich and your new, hot wife wants kids<br /></li><li>If you need a black actor, don't call Lamont<br /></li><li>Officer Shaq goes undercover<br /></li><li>Why Dave isn't allowed near dwarves</li></ol>visit www.lamontanddave.com for your weekly dose of comedy.<br /><br />-LamontFaktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-46950227289103941792008-04-21T00:17:00.005-05:002008-04-21T01:15:53.585-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/juan-valdez-725407.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/juan-valdez-725404.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(<a href="http://download.podango.com/mediatracker/1/71948/Lamont_and_Dave_02-02-08_Part_1.mp3">mp3 download link</a>)<br /></div><ul><li style="text-align: left;">Is Juan Valdez a media whore?</li><li style="text-align: left;">What wouldn't your girl do for a diamond?</li><li style="text-align: left;">Dave explains how he got a Latin friend</li><li style="text-align: left;">Lamont helps straight men shop at Bed Bath &amp; Beyond<br /></li><li style="text-align: left;">Why you should bring vinegar on your next date</li><li style="text-align: left;">Lamont reveals the secret to martial arts</li></ul>Faktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-34233293935129462822007-04-24T13:00:00.000-05:002007-04-28T19:10:00.249-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/wtf_ghetto_blaster_edition-727500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 165px;" src="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/wtf_ghetto_blaster_edition-727497.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(<a href="http://www.podango.com/mp3tracker/20061/file.mp3">mp3 download link</a>)<br /></div><ul><li>Should poor minorities subsidize rich whites?<br /></li><li>Why Dave will work weekends to buy an organic carrot.</li><li>Kobe Bryant has a condom with your name on it!</li><li>Revolutionary new birth control idea for the wealthy.</li><li>Carlos Mencia is a thief.</li><li>Play along - can you name all the working black actors in Hollywood?</li><li>India loves dysentery!</li></ul>brought to you by faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.Faktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-32093153524826872242007-04-15T12:40:00.000-05:002007-04-15T17:14:48.780-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/reviews/crouching_tiger/images/crouching_tiger.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 173px;" src="http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/reviews/crouching_tiger/images/crouching_tiger.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(<a href="http://www.podango.com/mp3tracker/19375/file.mp3">mp3 download link</a>)<br /></div><br /><ul><li>Dave visits an exhibit of dismembered, naked Chinese prisoners...and marvels at their genitals.<br /></li><li>Learn why Dave plans to raise his kids on porridge.<br /></li><li>Lamont gives a vagina anthropology lesson. Kids, take notes.<br /></li><li>Why Lamont hates lawyers.<br /></li><li>Why are Chicago cops beating up hot bartenders?</li><li>Dave discusses his performance review.</li><li>New dating site for HOT people.</li><li>Advice on how to manage your mail order bride.<br /></li></ul>Brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/reviews/crouching_tiger/images/crouching_tiger.jpg"><br /></a>Faktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-75139760784667428452007-04-04T15:25:00.000-05:002007-04-04T16:34:11.614-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ingar.blogg.no/images/crew_of_sopranos_1150818928.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://ingar.blogg.no/images/crew_of_sopranos_1150818928.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(<a href="http://www.podango.com/mp3tracker/17745/file.mp3">mp3 download link</a>)<br /></div><ul><li>Get your hot Lebanese ho's here!</li><li>When exactly does an Italian wife take her beating?</li><li>Lamont left his balls in San Francisco.<br /></li><li>Imagine if Microsoft build houses...</li><li>Can porking your officemates cure obesity?</li><li>A day in the life of a Mexican "guest worker".<br /></li></ul>brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrongFaktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-9057519763910252792007-03-18T03:21:00.000-05:002007-03-23T16:41:04.257-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/britneyjustin222-795376.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/britneyjustin222-795367.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.podango.com/mp3tracker/15386/file.mp3">(mp3 download link)</a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li>Where's the Asian Justin Timberlake?<br /></li><li>A pregnant Lamont makes his presidential endorsement.<br /></li><li>Are cars in New York killing the stupid?<br /></li><li>Bring a condom to your book club meeting!<br /></li><li>Why no one can handle J. 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Lamont laments the good old days of attraction.</li></ul>Exclusive show outtakes at <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">faktorial.com</span> - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrongFaktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-66496176240969260712007-02-12T05:56:00.000-05:002007-03-06T03:36:46.894-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/AustinPowersMiniMe2-742949.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/AustinPowersMiniMe2-726428.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.podango.com/mp3tracker/14634/file.mp3">(mp3 download link)</a><br /></div><ul><li>Lamont and Dave advise rappers on how to get "street cred".</li><li>Dave lays down a shocking confession that should make any dwarf quiver with fear.<br /></li><li>Why Dave thinks the country is not ready for a black president.</li><li>The tragedy of war...and Lamont's amazing analogy.</li></ul>Exclusive show outtakes at <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">faktorial.com</span> - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.Faktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4006021992157502958.post-48647220183642175392007-02-11T10:58:00.000-05:002007-03-06T03:36:09.538-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/officershaq_vlrg.widec-748208.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://faktorial.com/thejunk/uploaded_images/officershaq_vlrg.widec-747058.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.podango.com/mp3tracker/14633/file.mp3">(mp3 download link)</a><br /></div><ul><li>The show rockets out of the womb, placenta still attached.</li><li>Meet Lamont and Dave, who pay their disrespects to Anna Nicole.</li><li>Why Muhammed Ali is not David Blaine.</li><li>You'll learn why Shaquille O'Neal might not make a convincing little girl.</li><li>Why does Lamont plan to raise lesbian daughters?</li></ul>exclusive show outtakes at <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">faktorial.com</span> - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrongFaktorial.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836516218756422966noreply@blogger.com